Do go gulp a plug! O, God!

GO WIN AN 'I', WOG!
Doctor, rot cod.
Josh-"Oops! Pooh's OJ!
Wonder Dog, "Red", now God.
Jim Kalb's Collection of Palindromes and Anagrams 

Palindromes A Dan, a clan, a canal - Canada!
 A nut for a jar of tuna.
 A Santa at NASA.
 A Santa deified at NASA.
 A Santa dog lived as a devil god at NASA.
 A Santa lived as a devil at NASA.
 A Santa lives evil at NASA.
 A Santa pets rats, as Pat taps a star step at NASA.
 A Santa snaps pans at NASA.
 A Santa snips pins at NASA.
 A Santa spat taps at NASA.
 A Santa spit taboo bat tips at NASA.
 A Santa spits tips at NASA.
 A Santa spots tops at NASA.
 A Santa stops pots at NASA.
 A Santa taps Pat at NASA.
 A Santa's rats top Nat, as Satan pots tars at NASA.
 A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota.
 A Toyota.
 A car, a man, a maraca.
 A coup d'etat saved devastated Puoca.
 A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
 A dog, a pant, a panic in a Patna Pagoda.
 A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda!
 A dum reb was I ere I saw Bermuda.
 A man, a pain, a mania - Panama.
 A man, a plan, a butt tub: anal Panama!
 A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
 A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal--Panama!
 A medico: "Negro Jamaica? A CIA major genocide, Ma."
 A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.
 A nut nosed itself; it stifles tides on tuna.
 A pain - a blast - ah, that's Albania, Pa!
 A pre-war dresser drawer, Pa!
 A relic, Odin! I'm a mini, docile Ra!
 A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
 A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
 A tip: save Eva's pita.
 A war at Tarawa.
 Able was I ere I saw Elba.
 Age, irony, Noriega.
 Ah, Aristides opposed it, sir, aha!
 Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
 Ah, Satan, dog-deifier! (Oh who reified God, Natasha?)
 Ah, Satan, shall a devil deliver Hannah? Reviled lived Allah's Natasha!
 Aim a Toyota tatami mat at a Toyota, Mia.
 Al lets Della call Ed Stella.
 Alan Alda stops racecar, spots ad: "Lana-L.A."
 All erotic, I lose my lyme solicitor, Ella.
 Amiable was I ere I saw Elba, Ima.
 Ana, nab a banana.
 Analytic Paget saw an inn in a waste-gap city, Lana.
 And DNA and DNA and DNA ...
 And E.T. saw waste DNA.
 Animal loots foliated detail of stool lamina.
 Anna: "Did Otto peep?" Otto: "Did Anna?"
 Anne, I stay a day at Sienna.
 Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
 Apple ho ! Help, Pa!
 Arden saw I was Nedra.
 Are poets a waste? Opera!
 Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
 Are we not drawn onwards, we Jews, drawn onward to new era?
 Are we not, Rae, near to new era?
 Ban campus motto, "Bottoms up, MacNab."
 Bird rib.
 Bob, level Bob.
 Bob: "Did Anna peep?" Anna: "Did Bob?"
 Bombard a drab mob.
 Boston, O do not sob.
 Bush saw Sununu swash sub.
 But sad Eva saved a stub.
 Cain: A maniac!
 Camus sees sumac.
 Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
 Cleveland DNA: Level C.
 DNA-land.
 Daedalus: nine, Peninsula: dead.
 Dairy myriad.
 Dammit, I'm mad!
 Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!
 Dee saw a seed.
 Deer flee freedom in Oregon? No, Geronimo - deer feel freed.
 "Degenerate Moslem, a cad!" Eva saved a camel so Meta reneged.
 Deified.
 Deirdre wets altar of St. Simons - no mists, for at last ewer dried.
 Del saw a sled.
 Delia and Edna ailed.
 Delia failed.
 Delia sailed as a sad Elias ailed.
 Delia sailed, Eva waved, Elias ailed.
 Delia saw I was ailed.
 Delia, here we nine were hailed.
 Deliver, Eva, him I have reviled.
 Denim axes examined.
 Dennis and Edna sinned.
 Dennis sinned.
 Dennis, no misfit can act if Simon sinned.
 Deny me not; atone, my Ned.
 Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped.
 Desserts I desire not, so long no lost one rise distressed.
 Desserts, I stressed!
 Detartrated.
 Devil Natasha, ah, Satan lived !
 Di, did I as I said I did?
 Did Dean aid Diana? Ed did.
 Did Hannah say as Hannah did?
 Did Hannah see bees? Hannah did.
 Did I dine, Enid? I did!
 Did I do, O God, did I as I said I'd do? Good, I did!
 Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did.
 Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
 Did I strap red nude, red rump, also slap murdered underparts? I did!
 Did I, debating, Nita dating, Nita bed? I did.
 Do Good's deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds do, O God.
 Do geese see god?
 Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I--lo!--rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!
 Do not start at rats to nod.
 Do, O God, no evil deed, live on, do good.
 Doc, note I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
 Dog sex at noon taxes God.
 Dog-deifiers reified God.
 Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
 Dog--no poop on God!
 Dogma in my hymn: I am God!
 Dogma: I am God.
 "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
 Don't nod.
 Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.
 Dot saw I was Tod.
 Dot sees Tod.
 Dr. Awkward
 Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard.
 Drab bard.
 Drat Sadat, a dastard!
 Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!
 Draw no dray a yard onward.
 Draw pupil's lip upward.
 Draw putrid dirt upward.
 Draw, O Caesar, erase a coward. 
Draw, O coward!
 Drawn inward.
 Drowsy baby's word.
 Dumb mobs bomb mud.
 Dumb mud.
 E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
 Ed is on no side.
 Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
 Ed: a general, a renegade.
 Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age
 Egad! Loretta has Adams mad as a hatter. Old age!
 Egad! No bondage!
 Egad, a base life defiles a bad age.
 Egad, an adage!
 Elf farm raffle.
 Embargos are macabre. Sad Nell, listen O! not to no nets--I'll lend a Serb a camera so grab me!
 Emil asleep, Hannah peels a lime.
 Emil saw a slime.
 Emil, a sleepy baby peels a lime.
 Emit Eno one time.
 Emit a mile, lima time.
 Emit no tot on time.
 Enola Devil lived alone.
 Er, go on, trap Steven in, I say. Me oh my! Nor can an "air" bee sew. We see, Brian. An acronym? Hoe my asinine vet's part? No, ogre!
 Eros' sis is sore
 Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!
 Euston saw I was not Sue.
 Eva can ignite virtuosos out riveting in a cave.
 Eva, can I pose as Aesop in a cave?
 Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
 Evade me, Dave.
 Eve damned Eden, mad Eve.
 Eve saw diamond, erred, no maid was Eve.
 Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live.
 Evil is a name of a foeman, as I live.
 Evil olive.
 Feeble Tom's motel beef.
 Flee to me, remote elf.
 Flesh! Saw I Mimi wash self!
 Flo, gin is a sin. I golf.
 Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
 Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg?
 Gift fig.
 Gnu dung.
 Go deliver a dare, vile dog.
 Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
 Go! Desire vagina! Man I gave. Rise, dog.
 Go, dog!
 God damn! Mad dog.
 God lived as a devil dog
 God lived on no devil dog.
 God saw I was dog.
 God to Hanoi on a hot dog
 God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
 God! Nate bit a Tibetan dog!
 God, Edam made dog.
 God, a saw was a dog!
 God, a slap! Paris, sir, appals a dog.
 God: Deified dog.
 Goddam mad dog!
 Goldenrod-adorned log.
 Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.
 Greta? Education? No, it a cud eater, G.
 Gustav Klimt milk vats - ug!
 Haiti--ah!
 Harass selfless Sarah!
 Harass sensuousness, Sarah.
 Harder, Albion, On! O, I blared, Rah!
 He did, eh?
 He goddam mad dog, eh? 
He harasses Sarah, eh?
 He lived as a devil, eh?
 He maps spam, eh?
 He stops spots, eh?
 He won a Toyota now, eh?
 He won snow, eh?
 He won't, ah, wander, Edna. What now, eh?
 Here so long? No loser, eh?
 I did not revert on Didi.
 I did, did I?
 "I Love Me, Vol. I."
 I maim Miami.
 I met System I.
 I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!"
 I prefer pi.
 I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
 I saw I was I.
 I saw desserts; I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I.
 I saw thee, madame, eh? 'Twas I.
 I won, Karen, an era know I.
 I'm, alas, a salami!
 I, Marian, I too fall; a foot-in-air am I.
 I, Mary, tramp martyr. Am I?
 I, Rasputin, knit up Sari.
 I, man, am regal; a German am I.
 I, zani Nazi.
 If I had a hi-fi.
 In Oz, no Ronzoni.
 In a regal age ran I.
 Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
 Jar a tonga, nag not a raj.
 KC, answer DNA loop award. Emit time. Draw a Pool. Andrew, snack.
 Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.
 Kayak salad - Alaska yak.
 Kayak.
 Lager, Sir, is regal.
 Lager, never even regal.
 Laid on no dial.
 Laminated E.T. animal.
 Lana C. LaDaug was I ere I saw Guadalcanal.
 Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.
 Lee had a heel.
 Lem saw I was Mel.
 Lepers repel.
 Let O'Hara gain an inn in a Niagara hotel.
 Lew, Otto has a hot towel!
 Lewd I did live, evil did I dwel.
 Lid of fade, metallic soot, emit Garret-simple, help Mister Ragtime to oscillate me, daffodil.
 Lion oil.
 Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
 Live dirt up a side track carted is a putrid evil.
 Live evil.
 Live not on evil, madam, live not on evil.
 Live on evasions? No, I save no evil.
 Live, O Devil, revel ever, live, do evil.
 Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.
 Lon Nol.
 Lonely Tylenol.
 "M" lab menial slain: embalm.
 Ma has a ham.
 Ma is a nun, as I am.
 Ma is as selfless as I am.
 Mad Zeus, no live devil, lived evil on Suez dam.
 Mad am I, Adam!
 Mad dastard, a sad rat - Saddam.
 Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
 Madam, I'm Adam.
 Malayalam.
 Man, Eve let an irate tar in at eleven a.m.
 Man, Oprah's sharp on AM.
 Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
 May a banana nab a yam.
 May a moody baby doom a yam?
 Mayhem, eh Yam?
 Megawatt Ottawa gem.
 Mix a maxim.
 "Miry rim! So many daffodils," Delia wailed, "slid off a dynamo's miry rim!"
 Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
 Murder for a jar of red rum.
 Must sell at tallest sum.
 N.A. medico: "Negro Jamaica? A CIA major genocide, man."
 Nam was a saw man
 Name no one man.
 Named undenominationally rebel, I rile Beryl. La, no! I tan. I'm, O Ned, nude man!
 Naomi, did I moan?
 "Naomi, sex at noon taxes!" I moan.
 "Naomi," I moan.
 Nate bit a Tibetan
 Ned, I am a maiden.
 Ned, go gag Ogden.
 Neil A. sees alien!
 Never odd or even.
 Niagara, O roar again.
 No cab, no tuna nut on bacon.
 No cabs' bulbs? A gnat's tool loots Tan "Gas" Blub's bacon.
 No devil lived on.
 No evil I did I live on.
 No garden, one dragon.
 No lad egged Al on.
 No lemon DNA and no melon.
 No lemons, no melon.
 No miss, it is Simon.
 No misses ordered roses, Simon
 No side, no in union, Edison.
 No sir! Away! A papaya war is on.
 No stetson hats. Operas are post. Ah, no stetson.
 No witness--a fool. A nasal aria's time emits air. Alas, an aloof assent: I won.
 No, I met System Ion.
 No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
 No, Mel, a sleepy baby peels a lemon.
 No, Sir, prefer prison.
 No, Sir. Panic is a basic in a prison.
 No, it is open on one position.
 No, it is opposition.
 No, it never propagates if I set a GAP or PREVENTION.
 No, she stops spots, eh, son?
 Noel, let's egg Estelle on.
 Nog eroded Oregon.
 Nor I nor Emma had level'd a hammer on iron.
 Nora, a raft! Is it far, Aaron?
 Nora, alert, saws goldenrod adorned logs, wastrel aaron.
 Norah's moods, alas, doom Sharon.
 Noriega can idle, held in a cage ... Iron!
 Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.
 Nosegay ages on.
 Nosh, oh son!
 Not New York, Roy went on.
 Not lads simple, help Miss Dalton.
 Now's evil for evil? Ah, a liver of lives won!
 Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won.
 Nurse, I spy gupsies, run!
 O Bobo! Get INDY clear! He'd render a red nerd eh? RA! El Cid nite! Go Bobo!
 O tarts! A castrato!
 O, Geronimo -- no minor ego!
 O, I hope Ed 'n' I see referees in deep Ohio.
 O, memsahib Bart, rabbi has memo.
 O, stone, be not so.
 O.E.D. or rodeo?
 Oh, cameras are macho.
 Oh, no! Don Ho!
 Olson is in Oslo.
 On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil; a fire volcano.
 Otto did Bob did Otto
 Otto saw pup; pup was Otto.
 Pa's a sap.
 Paganini: din in a gap.
 Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap.
 Pam evals a slave map.
 Parcel bare ferret up mock computer-referable crap.
 Party boobytrap.
 Party-trap.
 "Peanuts' Legs" is Gels' Tuna EP.
 Pint a' catnip.
 Plan no damn Madonna LP.
 Poor Dan is in a droop.
 Poor Das is a droop.
 Pull up if I pull up.
 Pus, Dan! Ogre sales use laser gonads up.
 Racecar.
 Radar.
 Rae! Bite yon no yeti bear!
 Rat-star.
 Rats ailed, damn it, in mad Delia's tar!
 Rats drown in WordStar
 Rats live on no evil star.
 Raw sexes war.
 Raw, evil dam on Niagara. Gain net time! Sub bus, emit ten Niagara! Gain no mad, live war!
 Re-paper.
 Red Nevada vendor.
 Red lost case, Ma. Jesse James acts older.
 Red rum, sir, is murder.
 "Red?" "No." "Who is it?" "'Tis I." "Oh, wonder!"
 Redivider.
 Redraw a warder.
 Reflog a golfer
 Regal lager.
 Reign at Tangier.
 Remarkable was I ere I saw Elba Kramer.
 Reno loner.
 Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver.
 Rise to vote, sir.
 Rise, Sir Lapdog! Revolt, lover! God, pal, rise, sir!
 Rise, take lame female Kate, sir.
 Rob a loneliness? Senile, no labor.
 Rococo "R".
 Rot can rob a born actor.
 Rot-corpse Sumatran art amuses proctor.
 Rub bur.
 Sad, I'm Midas.
 Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
 Saw tide rose? So red it was.
 Senile felines.
 Serb a camera, so grab me!
 Set at serif, as Safire states.
 Sex at noon taxes.
 Sex-aware era waxes.
 Sh! Tom sees moths.
 Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris.
 Sis, Sargasso moss a grass is.
 Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "as is"!
 Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
 Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
 Snug all L.A. guns!
 So many dynamos.
 So, G. Rivera's tots are virgos.
 So, Ida, adios!
 So, camera solos are MacOS?
 Solo gigolos.
 Solos.
 Some men interpret nine memos.
 Sore eye, Eros?
 Sore was I ere I saw Eros.
 Stab nail at ill Italian bats.
 Star Wars awe was raw rats.
 Star comedy by Democrats.
 Star-red rum and Edna murder rats.
 Star? Come Donna Melba, I'm an amiable man, no Democrats!
 Stella won no wallets.
 Step on no pets.
 Stiff, O Dairyman, in a myriad of fits.
 Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!
 Stratagem: megatarts.
 Straw warts.
 Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts.
 Stressed? No tips? Spit on desserts!
 Stunts is. Niece insist nuts.
 Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
 Suneva, Nina is sure Russian in a Venus.
 Sup not on pus.
 Suppository rot; I sop pus.
 Swen, on gnus, sung no news.
 T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet!
 T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot-toilet.
 Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat.
 Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.
 Ten animals I slam in a net.
 Tense, I snap Sharon roses, or Norah's pansies net.
 Tin sanitary rat in a snit.
 Tips spill, lips spit.
 'Tis in a DeSoto sedan I sit
 To Idi Amin: I'm a idiot!
 To: Dr., et al. / Re: Grub / Ma had a hamburger / Later, Dot.
 Toni Tennille fell in net. I, not!
 Too bad, I hid a boot.
 Too far, Edna, we wander afoot.
 Too hot to hoot
 Top spot.
 Top step's pup's pet spot.
 Trays simple help, missy art!
 Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.
 Tuna nut.
 U.F.O. tofu.
 Unremarkable was I ere I saw Elba Kramer, nu?
 Vanna, wanna V?
 Vote to not slip up, refer pupils to note TOV.
 War, sir, is raw.
 Warsaw was raw.
 Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
 Was it a bat I saw?
 Was it a car or a cat I saw?
 Was it a cat I saw?
 Was it a rat I saw?
 Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw?
 We few erase cares, Al; laser aces are we few.
 We few.
 We panic in a pew.
 We seven, Eve, sew.
 Wo Nemo! Toss a lasso to me now!
 Woman maps yam snot and DNA--tons may spam Nam. Ow!
 Won't lovers revolt now?
 Wonder if Sununu's fired now.
 Wonton? Not now.
 Wontons? Not now.
 Xerxes was stunned! Eden nuts saw sex, rex!
 Yawn a more Roman way!
 Yawn--Madonna fan? No damn way!
 Yell upset a cider: predicates pulley.
 Yo Bob, mug a gumbo boy!
 Yo! Banana Boy!
 Yo! job mug gumbo joy!
 Yo, Bottoms up! (U.S. motto, boy.)
 Yo, oy.
 Young Ada had a gnu. Oy!
 Yreka Bakery
 Zoo to tote Toto to Oz.
 Zeus was deified, saw Suez.

Palindromic Battle Cry for the 2002 War Against Terror:

 "Ram O Hamas, Osamah, Omar!"

 (Thanks to Alan L. Inkenbrandt - alinken@sigecom.net.)

The King and the Logician:

 Is it a datisi?
 No, sire, ferison.
 (Datisi and ferison are names of syllogisms.)

Enid and Edna dine:

 YREKA BAKERY
Une Menu
 

Ah, come, Mocha! 
Bel Paese a Pleb 
Dear Bo Bread 
E-trot Torte 
Eda Nomel's Lemonade 
Eel, Urbane Hen a Brulee 
Feeble el Beef 
Hot Rat Tart, Oh! 
Le Gab Bagel 
Lead et Roti Torte Deal. 
Lion in Oil 
Noel O' Pan Napoleon 
Not Lit Stilton 
Not Now Won-Ton 
On Ice 'cino 
Parkay Yak Rap 
Reed Deer 
Roti de Pup Editor 
Self-Furnace Pecan Ruffles 
Sniff'um Muffins 
Snub Buns 
Stun Odd Donuts 
Wet Sable Elba Stew 
Yen O' Honey The ancient Greeks often put "Nipson anomemata me monan opsin" on fountains. It translates as "Wash the sin as well as the face." The Romans admired palindromes too, as demonstrated by "In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni" (We enter the circle after dark and are consumed by fire"), which was said to describe the action of moths. 


An illegitimate palindrome:: Doctor Reubenstein was shocked and dismayed when he answered the ringing telephone, only to hear a strange, metallic, alien voice say, "Yasec iovn eilacilla temeg! Nartsa raehoty lnoenoh pelet gnig, nirehtde rewsnaehn ehw. Deya! Msid! Dnadek cohssaw nietsne buerro, tcod?

Page O' Palindromes


Palindrome: a word or phrase spelled the same backwards and forwards.
 From the Greek palindromos which means "running back again, recurring."

I want to thank the dozens of people who've sent in palindromes so far, especially Norm Siever who has sent in over forty.
Single word palindromes are here.










 A but tuba.
 A car, a man, a maraca.
 A dog, a panic in a pagoda.
 A Santa dog lived as a devil God at NASA.
 A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
 A Toyota
 A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
 A new order began; a more Roman age bred Rowena.
 A Santa at Nasa.
 Able was I ere I saw Elba.
 Acrobats stab orca.
 Aerate pet area.
 Ah, Satan sees Natasha!
 Air an aria.
 Al lets Della call Ed Stella.
 Amore, Roma.
 Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
 As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!
 Avid diva.
 Bar an arab.
 Bird rib.
 Borrow or rob?

 Cain: a maniac.
 "Cain, a motor erotomaniac was Eve," said I as Eve saw Cain, "a motor erotomaniac!"

 Campus motto: Bottoms up Mac.
 Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
 Dammit, I'm mad!

 Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I--lo!--rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!

 Degas, are we not drawn onward, no? In union, drawn onward to new eras aged?
 "Dennis and Edna dine," said I, as Enid and Edna sinned.
 Dennis, Eve saw Eden if as a fine dew, as Eve sinned.
 Dennis sinned.
 Dentist? Sit Ned.
 Desserts I desire not, so long no lost one rise distressed.
"Desserts, sis?" (Sensuousness is stressed).
 Devil never even lived.
 Did I cite Operas Are Poetic? I did.
 Did I do, O God, did I as I said I'd do? Good! I did.
 Did mom pop? Mom did.
 Do geese see God?
 Do, O God, no evil deed! Live on! Do good!
 Don't nod.
 Doc, note, I Dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
 Dogma: I am God.
 Dogma in my hymn: I am God.
 Drat Saddam! Mad dastard!
 Draw Kwan awkward.
 Drawer's reward.
 Drawn, I sit; serene rest is inward.
 Dubya won? No way, bud.
 Dumb mud.
 Dump mud.
 Egad! A base life defiles a bad age.
 Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.
 Egad! Loretta has Adams as mad as a hatter. Old age!
 Egad! No bondage?
 Elba Kramer saw I was remarkable.
 Elite tile.
 Emily's sassy lime
 Enid and Edna dine.
 Ere I saw Elba, able was I ere. (--Napolean?)
 Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
 Eve damned Eden. Mad Eve!
 Eve saw Diamond, erred. No maid was Eve!
 Evil, a sin, is alive.
 "Evil axis", sides reversed, is "six alive".
 Evil did I dwell, lewd I did live.
 Evil olive
 Flee to me, remote elf.
 Gate man sees name, garage man sees name tag.
 Gnu dung.
 Go deliver a dare, vile dog.
 Go dog.
 Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
 Goddamn mad dog!
 God lives, evil dog.
 God saw I was dog.
 Harpo: not on Oprah.
 He did, eh?
 He nips; send a man Anan! A madness pin eh?
 He won snow, eh?
 I did, did I?
 I made border bard's drowsy swords; drab, red robed am I.
 I, man, am regal; a German am I.
 I prefer pi.
 I saw desserts; I'd no lemons, alas no melon! Distressed was I.
 I saw Ed under Deb's bed; red, nude was I.
 If I fret, fasten nets after Fifi.
 If I had a hi-fi...
 I'm a fool; aloof am I.
 I'm a lasagna, bang a salami.
 I'm a lasagna hog, go hang a salami.
 I'm a tune nut, am I?
 In a regal age ran I.
 Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.
 Lag not, Eno! No gong! Get up! Put eggnog on one-ton gal!
 Lager, sir, is regal.
 Laid at a dial.
 Late metal.
 Leap Paige! Bill a ton, not all; I beg; I appeal!
 Leon's noel.
 Lepers repel.
 Let Omro open one poor motel.
 Lid off a daffodil.
 Lion oil.
 Live evil.
 Live not on evil.
 Live, O Devil, revel ever! Live! Do evil!
 Llama mall.
 Lonely Tylenol.
 Loops at a spool.
 Ma has a ham.
 Ma is a madam, as I am.
 Ma is a nun as I am.
 Ma is as selfless as I am.
 "Ma," Jerome raps pot top, "Spare more jam!"
 Mad as Adam.
 Madam, I'm Adam.
 Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
 Madame, not one man is selfless; I name not one, madam.
 Maps, DNA, and spam.
 Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
 Margot trades used art to gram.
 Max exam.
 May a moody baby doom a yam.
 Mother Eve's noose we soon sever, eh Tom?
 Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
 Murder for a jar of red rum.
 Must sell at tallest sum.
 My gym.
 Nail a tired rotini in it, order Italian!
 Name no one man.
 Name no side in Eden, I'm mad! A maid I am, Adam mine; denied is one man.
 Name now one man.
 Name tarts? No, medieval slave, I demonstrate man!
 Name's Abel, a male, base man.
 Naomi, did I moan?
 Ned! go gag Ogden!
 Ned, I am a maiden.
 Neil, an alien.
 Nella risks all: "I will ask Sir Allen!"
 Never odd or even.
 Niagara, eh? I hear again!
 Niagara, O roar again!
 No demerits tire me, Don.
 No devil lived on.
 No evil shahs live on.
 No, I save on final perusal - a sure plan if no evasion.
 No, I told Ed "lotion."
 No, it can assess an action.
 No, it is open on one position.
 No, it is opposed: art sees trade's opposition.
 No, it is opposition.
 No, it's a bar of gold - a bad log for a bastion.
 No, it's Abe Sebastion.
 No lemon, no melon.
 No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
 No, Sir, panic is a basic in a prison.
 No, son! Onanism's a gross orgasm sin - a no-no, son!
 No, tie it on.
 No trace, not one carton.
 Now do I repay a period won.
 Now ere we nine were held idle here, we nine were won.
 Now I won.
 Now I draw an award. I won!
 NOW NO SWIMS ON MON (Upside down).
 Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!
 Nurses run.
 Oh, cameras are macho.
 Olson is in Oslo.
 Oprah deified Harpo.
 Otto made Ned a motto.
 Otto sees Otto.
 Pa's a sap.
 Pooh animals slam in a hoop.
 Poor Dan is in a droop.
 Pot top.
 Pull up, Eva, we're here! Wave! Pull up!
 Pull up if I pull up.
 Pusillanimity obsesses Boy Tim in All Is Up.
 Put Eliot's toilet up.
 Race fast, safe car!
 Rats live on no evil star.
 Repel a leper.
 Retracting, I sign it, Carter.
 Revered now, I live on. O did I do no evil, I wonder, ever?
 "Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver!"
 Rise to vote sir.
 Rot a renegade, wed a generator.
 "Rum... rum..." I murmur.
 Salt an atlas.
 Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
 See, slave, I demonstrate yet arts no medieval sees.
 Selim's tired - no wonder, it's miles!
 Semite times.
 Senile felines.
 Seven eves.
 Sex at noon taxes.
 Sex-aware era waxes.
 Sir, I'm Iris.
 Sit on a potato pan Otis!
 Smart rams.
 So, cat tacos!
 So many dynamos!
 Solo gigolos.
 Some men interpret nine memos.
 Stack cats.
 Star comedy by Democrats.
 Star? Come, Donna Melba, I'm an amiable man - no Democrats!
 Star rats.
 Step on no pets.
 Steven, I left an oily lion at feline vets.
 Stop pots.
 Strap on no parts.
 Straw? No; too stupid a fad, I put soot on warts.
 Stressed was I ere I saw desserts.
 Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
 Tahitti hat.
 Tangy gnat.
 Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat.
 Tell a ballet.
 Ten animals I slam in a net.
 Tide net safe soon; a noose fastened it.
 "Tie Mandie," I'd name it.
 Tips spill, lips spit.
 Tis but a tub. Sit.
 To idiot.
 Tons I tore his kayaks - I, hero, 'tis not.
 Tons o' snot.
 Too bad I hid a boot.
 Too hot to hoot.
 Tsetse's test.
 Tube debut.
 UFO tofu.
 Wanna tan? Naw.
 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
 Was it a bat I saw?
 Was it a car or a cat I saw?
 Was it a cat I saw?
 Was it a rat I saw?
 Waste Pa, pet saw.
 We few.
 We panic in a pew.
 We sew.
 Wet stew.
 Wet sanitary rat in a stew.
 Wo Nemo toss a lasso to me now!
 Won kiosk. So, I know.
 Won tons? Not now.
 Won't I panic in a pit now?
 Won't it now?
 Wonder if Sununu's fired now.
 Wonders in Italy, Latin is red now.
 Wonton? Not now.
 Ya! Pizza zip pizazz! I pay.
 Yawn a more Roman way.
 Ye boil! I obey!
 Yen o' money.
 Yo banana boy!
 Yo bozo boy!
 Yreka Bakery.
 


Racecar. 
Evil olive. 
Amen enema. (In The Poisonwood Bible) 
Step on no pets. 
Oh no! Don Ho! 
Rise to vote, sir. 
Dammit, I'm mad! (Thanks to Dennis) 
Draw, O coward! 
Sex at noon taxes. 
Yaweh. The way. (Thanks to Andrew Kleimeyer) 
Madam, I'm Adam. 
Lager, sir, is regal. 
Neil A. sees alien! 
Was it a rat I saw? (Thanks to Ash Ward) 
Put Eliot's toilet up. 
Do geese see God? 
Enid and Edna dine. (Thanks to Jason) 
Never odd or even. 
Won ton? Not now! (Thanks to Cate) 
Not a banana baton! 
Ned, I am a maiden. (Thanks to Boyd Anderson) 
Ma is a nun, as I am. 
Too bad, I hid a boot. 
Todd erases a red dot. 
Flee to me, remote elf. 
He lived as a devil, eh? (Thanks to Stacey J. Lamesch) 
Poor Dan is in a droop. (Thanks to Dan Hamilton and Ivan Haffenden) 
Rats live on no evil star. 
Panic in a Titanic, I nap. 
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa. 
Ah, Satan sees Natasha. (Thanks to Mike Stevenson) 
Evil, all its sin is still alive. (Thanks to Michael Bing) 
Sit on a potato pan, Otis. 
Stab nail at ill Italian bats. 
Al lets Della call Ed Stella. (Thanks to Rdwos) 
Sore was I ere I saw Eros. 
Able was I ere I saw Elba. 
Madam in Eden, I'm Adam. 
Yawn a more Roman way. 
Amy, must I jujitsu my ma? (Thanks to Bip) 
Gustav Klimt milk vats. Ug! (Thanks to Daisy Rockwell) 
Star comedy by democrats. 
Ten animals I slam in a net. (Thanks to Ted Bibeau) 
Plan no damn Madonna LP. 
Yo, Bob, mug a gumbo boy! (Thanks to K. Pearse) 
A dog! A panic in a pagoda! 
O, Geronimo, no minor ego! 
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore. 
Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut. (Thanks to Andrew Weimholt) 
Dogma in my hymn: I am God. (Thanks to Bobdog) 
A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda. 
Golf? No sir. Prefer prison flog. 
A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita. 




A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama! (Click here for some amusing variations.)
Draw, O Caesar! Erase a coward! (Thanks to Jason) 
No, Sir, panic is a basic in a prison. (Thanks to Bobdog) 
Wo Nemo, toss a lasso to me now. (Thanks to Carolyn (CT)) 
Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad! 
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas. 
Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog. 
Dog as a devil deified lived as a god. (Thanks to Jason Hanson) 
Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic. 
O Memsahib, Bart! Rabbi has memo! (Thanks to Nancy Lincoln and The Simpsons) 
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age. (Thanks to David Zimet) 
Yawn. Madonna Fan? No damn way! 
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus. 
No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon. 
Yo! Beg a clam in an animal cage, boy! (Thanks to Cate Patterson) 
Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram. 
Aha, Monica met a mate, Mac, in Omaha. (Thanks to David Lawler) 
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! 
"Ma," Jerome raps pot top, "spare more jam!" 
Go deliver a rat for a tar (oft a rare, vile dog). (Thanks to Bob Grand) 
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts. 
Elapsed or esteemed, all Ade meets erodes pale. (Thanks to Michael Bing) 
"Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver." 
Name tarts? No, medieval slave, I demonstrate Man! 
No, I save on final perusal--a sure plan, if no evasion. 
I, madam. I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I? (Thanks to Laura) 
Are we not drawn onward, we few? Drawn onward to new era? 
Doc, note. I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on Cod. 


Dennis and Edna sinned. 
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. (Thanks to Rita Manley for pointing out an error I had in this one.) 


T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. "I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet." (composed by Alastair Reid.) 


Variations on the Panama palindrome



A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama! 


A man, a plan, a cat, a canal -- Panama! 


A Foof, A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama foofa. (Thanks to dsebba) 


A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal -- Panama! 


 A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again, or: a camel, a crepe, pins, spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal -- Panama! 


 This one is due to Dan Hoey (thanks to everyone who double-checked it!):


 A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal -- Panama! 


dumb mud

 so many dynamos 

Was it a cat I saw?

 Kayak salad - Alaska yak 

Ma has a ham.

 Rats live on no evil star.

 Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.

 Lew, Otto has a hot towel!

 Able was I ere I saw Elba. (What Napoleon could have said.)

 Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag. 

Poor Dan is in a droop. 

was it a car or a cat I saw?

 Too hot to hoot! 

Panda had nap 

A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota

 Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.

 On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil, a fire volcano.

 A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

 Straw -  No, too stupid a fad -  I put soot on warts!

 Put it up

 Ten animals I slam in a net 

Boston, O do not sob 




 Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

 Vanna, wanna V?

Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog. 






Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus




Go deliver a dare, vile dog!




Madam, in Eden I'm Adam.




May a moody baby doom a yam?




Do geese see God?




Murder for a jar of red rum.




Never odd or even.




Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!




Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts.




Dogma: I am God.




A Toyota! Race fast... safe car... a toyota.




Ah, Satan sees Natasha.




Don't nod.




Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.




Some men interpret nine memos.




Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?




Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.




Dennis sinned.




Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!




No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention.




God saw I was a dog.




Too bad - I hid a boot.




Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac.




Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.




No trace; not one carton.




Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.




Rats live on no evil star.




Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?




Lisa Bonet ate no basil.

A 

Able was I ere I saw Elba. 
A dog! A panic in a pagoda! 
Age, irony, Noriega. 
Ah, Aristides opposed it, sir, aha! 
Ah, Satan sees Natasha. 
All erotic, I lose lame female solicitor Ella. 
Al lets Della call Ed, Stella. 
A man, a plan, a canal - Panama! 
"Amen!" I call if I fill a cinema. 
Amore? Roma! 
A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena. 
Anne, I stay a day at Sienna. 
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome-to-Vienna. 
A nut for a jar of tuna. 
A pain, a blast; ah, that's Albania, Pa! 
A pre-war dresser drawer, Pa. 
Are we not drawn onwards, we Jews, drawn onward to new era? 
Are we not, Rae, near to new era? 
A rod, not a bar, a baton, Dora. 
A Toyota: race fast, safe car: a Toyota. 
A Toyota's a Toyota. 

 B        (Top)  

Ban campus motto: "Bottoms up, MacNab". 
Bob: "Did Anna peep?" Anna: "Did Bob?" 
Bog dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid gob. 
Borrow or rob. 
But Anita sat in a tub. 

 C        (Top)  

Cain: a maniac. 
Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic! 
Civic sin, Alan, is civic. 
Cora sees a roc. 

 D        (Top)  

Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad! 
Damosel, a poem? A carol? Or a cameo pale? So mad! 
Deer breed. 
Deer flee freedom in Oregon? No, Geronimo - deer feel freed. 
Deer frisk, sir, freed. 
Degenerate Moslem, a cad! Eva saved a camel so Meta reneged. 
Deirdre wets altar of St. Simon's - no mists, for at last ewer dried. 
Delia and Edna ailed. 
Delia failed. 
Delia, here we nine were hailed. 
Delia sailed as sad Elias ailed. 
Delia sailed, Eva waved, Elias ailed. 
Delia's debonair dahlias, poor, drop or droop. Sail, Hadrian; Obed sailed. 
Deliver, Eva, him I have reviled. 
"Deliver desserts," demanded Nemesis, "emended, named, stressed, reviled." 
Dennis and Edna sinned. 
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen sinned. 
Dennis, no misfit, can act if Simon sinned. 
Deny me not; atone, my Ned. 
Depardieu, go rap a rogue I draped. 
Desserts I desire not, so long no lost one rise distressed. 
Diana saw Dr. Awkward was an aid. 
Did Dean aid Diana? Ed did. 
Did Hannah say as Hannah did? 
Did Hannah see bees? Hannah did. 
Di, did I as I said I did? 
Did Ione take Kate? No, I did. 
Did I do, O God, did I as I said I'd do? Good, I did! 
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did? 
Doc, note, I dissent, A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. 
Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god. 
Do geese see God? 
Dogma: I am God. 
Do Good's deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds do, O God. 
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod. 
Do not start at rats to nod. 
Don't nod. 
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood. 
Doom, royal panic, I mimic in a play or mood. 
Dora tendered net, a rod. 
Drab as a fool, as aloof as a bard. 
Drab Reg, no longer bard. 
Drat Saddam! A mad dastard! 
Draw - aye, no melody - dole-money award. 
Draw no dray a yard onward. 
Draw, O Caesar, erase a coward. 
Draw, O coward! 
Draw pupil's pup's lip upward. 
Drowsy baby's word. 

 E        (Top)  

E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe. 
Ed: a general, a renegade. 
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside. 
Ed is on no side. 
Edith, cold-eyed, eyed loch tide. 
Egad, a base life defiles a bad age. 
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age. 
Egad, an adage! 
Egad! Loretta has Adams as mad as a hatter. Old age! 
Egad! No bondage! 
Emil asleep, Allen yodelled "Oy!" Nella peels a lime. 
Emil asleep, Hannah peels a lime. 
Enid and Edna dine. 
Ere hypocrisies or poses are in, my hymn I erase. So prose I, sir, copy here. 
Euston saw I was not Sue. 
Euston sees not Sue. 
Eva, can I pose as Aesop in a cave? 
Eva, can I stab bats in a cave? 
Evade me, Dave. 
Eve damned Eden, mad Eve. 
Eve saw diamond, erred. No maid was Eve. 
Evil is a name of a foeman, as I live. 
Evil - a diamond, a cad - no maid alive! 
Evil odes or prose do live. 

 G        (Top)  

Flee to me, remote elf. 
Flesh? Saw I Mimi wash self? 

 G        (Top)  

Gate-man sees name, garage-man sees name-tag. 
Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg? 
Gnu dung. 
God, a red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! 
God, a slap! Paris, sir, appals a dog! 
Goddesses so pay a possessed dog. 
"Go, droop aloof," sides reversed, is "fool a poor dog". 
Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog! 
Golf? No, sir, prefer prison-flog. 

 H        (Top)  

Ha! I rush to my lion oily moths, Uriah! 
Ha! Jar level Rajah! 
Harass selfless Sarah. 
Harass sensuousness, Sarah. 
Ha! Robed Selim smiles, Deborah! 
Ha! Robed rats deliver reviled star, Deborah! 
He lived as a devil, eh? 
Hell! A spacecraft farce caps all, eh? 
Help Max, Enid, in example "H". 
Here so long? No loser, eh? 
He won a Toyota now, eh? 

 I        (Top)  

If I had a hi-fi... 
I, madam, I made radio. So I dared! Am I mad? Am I? 
I made border bard's drowsy swords; drab, red-robed am I. 
I maim nine men in Saginaw; wan, I gas nine men in Miami. 
I maim nine more hero-men in Miami. 
I, man, am regal; a German am I. 
I, Marian, I too fall; a foot-in-air am I. 
I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!" 
In airy Sahara's level, Sarah, a Syrian, I. 
In a regal age ran I. 
I prefer pi. 
I, Rasputin, knit up sari. 
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori. 
I saw desserts. I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I. 
I saw I was I. 
I saw thee, madame, eh? 'Twas I. 
"Is Don Adams mad?" A nod. "Si!" 
I tip away a wapiti. 
I told Edna how to get a mate: "Go two-handed." Loti. 

 J        (Top)  

Jar a tonga, nag not a Raj. 

 K        (Top)  

Kayak salad: Alaska yak. 
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak. 
Kay dated a cadet, a Dyak. 
"Knight, I ask nary rank," saith gink. 

 L        (Top)  

La, not atonal! 
Lager, sir, is regal. 
Lapp, Mac? No, sir, prison-camp pal. 
Last fig - as a gift, Sal. 
Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al. 
Lee had a heel. 
Lepers repel. 
Let O'Hara gain an inn in a Niagara hotel. 
Lew, Otto has a hot towel. 
Lid off a daffodil. 
Live dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid evil. 
Live not on evil. 
Live not on evil deed, live not on evil. 
Live not on evil, madam, live not on evil. 
Live, O Devil, revel ever, live, do evil. 
Live on, Time; emit no evil. 
Live was I ere I saw Evil. 
Loot: slate, metal plate, metal stool. 

 M        (Top)  

Madame, not one man is selfless; I name not one, Madam. 
Madam, I'm Adam. 
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam. 
Ma handed Edna ham. 
Ma is a nun, as I am. 
Ma is as selfless as I am. 
"Ma," Jerome raps pot top, "spare more jam!" 
Man, Eve let an irate tar in at eleven a.m. 
Man, Oprah's sharp on A.M. 
Marge let a moody baby doom a telegram. 
Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram. 
Marge, let's "went". I await news telegram. 
Max, I stay away at six a.m. 
May a moody baby doom a yam? 
Milestones? Oh, 'twas I saw those, not Selim. 
Mirth, sir, a gay asset? No, don't essay a garish trim. 
Moorgate got nine men in to get a groom. 
Moors dine, nip - in Enid's room. 
Mother at song no star, eh Tom? 
Mother Eve's noose we soon sever, eh Tom? 
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm. 
Murder for a jar of red rum. 
Must sell at tallest sum. 

 N        (Top)  

Name no-one man. 
Name now one man. 
Name tarts? No, medieval slave, I demonstrate Man! 
Naomi, did I moan? 
Ned, go gag Ogden. 
Ned, I am a maiden. 
Nella, demand a lad named Allen. 
Nella risks all: "I will ask Sir Allen." 
Nella's simple hymn: "I attain my help, Miss Allen." 
Nella won't set a test now, Allen. 
Nemo, we revere women. 
Never a foot too far, even. 
Never odd or even. 
Niagara, O roar again! 
No benison, no sin, Ebon. 
"No cab, eh, Ted?" I sat up. I put aside the bacon. 
No Dot nor Ottawa "legal age" law at Toronto, Don. 
Noel, did I not rub Burton? I did, Leon. 
Noel, let's egg Estelle on. 
Noel sees Leon. 
No evils Shahs live on. 
No garden, one dragon. 
No, Hal, I led Delilah on. 
No ham came, sir, now siege is won. Rise, MacMahon. 
No, I save on final perusal, a sure plan if no evasion. 
No, is Ivy's order a red rosy vision? 
No, it can assess an action. 
No, it is open on one position. 
No, it is opposed; Art sees Trade's opposition. 
No, it is opposition. 
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention. 
No, it's a bar of gold, a bad log for a bastion. 
No lemons, no melon. 
No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon. 
No miss, it is Simon. 
No Misses ordered roses, Simon. 
No mists or frost, Simon. 
Nomists reign at Tangier, St. Simon. 
Nora, alert, saws goldenrod-adorned logs. Wastrel Aaron! 
"Nora, a raft!" "Is it far, Aaron?" 
Norah's foes order red rose of Sharon. 
"Norah's moods," Naomi moans, "doom Sharon." 
Noriega can idle, held in a cage - iron! 
Nor I, fool, ah no! We won halo - of iron. 
Nor I nor Emma had level'd a hammer on iron. 
Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron. 
No, set a maple here; help a mate, son. 
"Not for Cecil?" asks Alice Crofton. 
Not I, no hotel; cycle to Honiton. 
"Not New York," Roy went on. 
Not nil, Clinton. 
Not seven on a mere man - one vest on. 
Not so, Boston. 
No waste, grab a bar, get saw on. 
"Now dine," said I as Enid won. 
Now do I repay a period won. 
Now ere we nine were held idle here, we nine were won. 
Now, Eve, we're here, we've won. 
Nowise I bury rubies I won. 
Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won. 
No word, no bond; row on. 
Now saw ye no mosses or foam, or aroma of roses. So money was won. 
Now, sir, a war is won. 
No "x" in "Mr. R. M. Nixon"? 
Nurse, save rare vases, run! 
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run! 
Nurse's onset abates, noses run. 

 O        (Top)  

O desirable Melba, rise, do! 
O Geronimo, no minor ego! 
O gnats, tango! 
O had I nine more hero-men in Idaho! 
Oh, cameras are macho. 
O.J. nabs Bob's banjo. 
Oh who was it I saw, oh who? 
On tub, Edward imitated a cadet; a timid raw debut, no? 
O render gnostic illicit song, red Nero. 
O, stone, be not so. 
Otto made Ned a motto. 

 P        (Top)  

Paget saw an Irish tooth, sir, in a waste gap. 
Paget saw a wasp in a waste gap. 
Part of U.S. is UFO trap. 
Party boobytrap. 
Pa's a sap. 
Pat and Edna tap. 
Peel's lager on red rum did murder no regal sleep. 
Plan no damn Madonna LP. 
Pooh, roll a ball or hoop. 
"Pooh," smiles Eva, "have Selim's hoop." 
Poor Dan is in a droop. 
Pull a bat! I held a ladle, hit a ball up. 
Pull up, Eva, we're here; wave, pull up. 
Pull up if I pull up. 
Pupils roll a ball or slip up. 
Pupils slip up. 
Pusillanimity obsesses Boy Tim in "All Is Up". 
Puss, a legacy! Rat in a snug, unsanitary cage, lass, up! 

 R        (Top)  

"Rats gnash teeth," sang star. 
Rats live on no evil star. 
Raw was I ere I saw war. 
Red lost case, Ma. Jesse James acts older. 
Red Nevada vendor. 
Red now on level - no wonder. 
Redraw a warder. 
Red robber gazes not on S.E. Zagreb border. 
Red root put up to order. 
Red roses run no risk, sir, on nurse's order. 
Red rum, eh? 'Twas I saw the murder. 
Red rum, sir, is murder. 
Refasten gipsy's pig-net safer. 
Regard a mere mad rager. 
Reg, no lone car won, now race no longer. 
Re hypocrisy: as I say, sir, copy her. 
Remit Rome cargo to go to Grace Mortimer. 
Repel evil as a live leper. 
Resume so pacific a pose, muser. 
Retracting, I sign it, Carter. 
Revenge, Bill? I won! Will I beg? Never! 
Revenge my baby, Meg? Never! 
Revered now I live on. O did I do no evil, I wonder ever? 
"Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver." 
"Revolt, love," raved Eva. "Revolt, lover!" 
Revolt on Yale, Democrats edit "Noon-Tide Star". Come, delay not, lover. 
Rise, morning is red, no wonder-sign in Rome, sir. 
Rise, take lame female Kate, sir. 
Rise to vote, sir. 
Ron, Eton mistress asserts I'm no tenor. 
Rot can rob a born actor. 
Roy Ames, I was a wise mayor. 
Roy, am I mayor? 

 S        (Top)  

Sad? I'm Midas! 
Sail on, game vassal! Lacy callas save magnolias. 
Saladin enrobes a baroness, Seņora, base-born Enid, alas! 
Salisbury Moor, sir, is roomy. Rub Silas. 
"Sal is not in?" Ruth asks. "Ah, turn it on, Silas." 
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas. 
Sat in a taxi, left Felix at Anita's. 
Satire: Veritas. 
Saw tide rose? So red it was! 
See few owe fees. 
See, slave, I demonstrate yet arts no medieval sees. 
Selim's tired; no wonder, it's miles. 
Semite, be sure! Damn a man-made ruse betimes! 
Senile felines. 
Set a broom on no moor, Bates. 
Sh! Tom sees moths. 
Sir, I demand, I am a maid named Iris. 
Sir, I'm Iris. 
Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris. 
"Sirrah! Deliver deified desserts detartrated!" stressed deified, reviled Harris. 
Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "As Is"! 
Sis, Sargasso moss a grass is. 
Sit on a potato pan, Otis. 
Si, we'll let Dad tell Lewis. 
Six at party; no pony-trap, taxis. 
"slang is not suet, is it?" Euston signals. 
Slap-dab set-up, Mistress Ann asserts, imputes bad pals. 
Snug satraps eye Sparta's guns. 
Snug was I ere I saw guns. 
So, Ida, adios! 
"So I darn on," a canon radios. 
Solo gigolos. 
So many dynamos. 
So may Apollo pay Amos. 
So may get Arts award. Draw a strategy, Amos. 
So may Obadiah aid a boy, Amos. 
So may Obadiah, even in Nineveh, aid a boy, Amos. 
Some men interpret nine memos. 
So remain a mere man. I am Eros. 
Sore was I ere I saw Eros. 
Spots tie - it's tops! 
Star? Come, Donna Melba, I'm an amiable man - no Democrats! 
Star comedy by Democrats. 
Stella won no wallets. 
Stephen, my hat! Ah, what a hymn, eh, pets? 
Step on hosepipes? Oh no, pets. 
Step on no pets! 
Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots! 
"Stop!" nine myriad murmur. "Put up rum, rum, dairymen, in pots!" 
Stop, Syrian, I start at rats in airy spots. 
St. Simon sees no mists. 
Strategy: get arts. 
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts. 
Sue, dice, do, to decide us. 
"Sue," Tom smiles, "Selim smote us!" 
"Suit no regrets." A motto, Master Gerontius. 
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus. 
Swept pews? Yes, Sam Massey swept pews. 

 T        (Top)  

Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat. 
Telegram, Margelet! 
Ten animals I slam in a net. 
Ten dip a rapid net. 
Tenet C is a basis, a basic tenet. 
Tennis set won now Tess in net. 
Tennis tips: saliva. Vilas spits in net. 
Ten? No bass orchestra tarts, eh? Cross a bonnet. 
Tense, I snap Sharon roses or Norah's pansies net. 
Tessa's in Italy, Latin is asset. 
Tide-net safe soon, all in - a manilla noose fastened it. 
'Tis Ivan on a visit. 
To last, Carter retracts a lot. 
To nets, ah no, son, haste not. 
Too bad, I hid a boot. 
Too far away, no mere clay or royal ceremony, a war afoot. 
Too far, Edna, we wander afoot. 
Too hot to hoot. 
Top step - Sara's pet spot. 
Top step's pup's pet spot. 
Tracy, no panic in a pony-cart. 
Trade ye no mere moneyed art. 
Trap all afoot; I too fall apart. 
Trap a rat! Stare, piper, at star apart! 
Trash? Even interpret Nineveh's art. 
Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut. 

 W        (Top)  

War-distended nets I draw. 
Ward nurses run draw. 
Warsaw was raw. 
Was it a rat I saw? 
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? 
Was it felt? I had a hit left, I saw. 
Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw? 
We freer few. 
We'll let Mom tell Lew. 
We name opera, rare poem, anew. 
We panic in a pew. 
We seven, Eve, sew. 
We, so to get a mate, go to sew. 
Wonders in Italy: Latin is "red" now. 
Won race, so loth to lose car now. 
Won't I repaper? Repaper it now. 
Won't lovers revolt now? 
Wonton on salad? Alas, no, not now! 

 X        (Top)  

Xerxes was stunned! Eden nuts saw sex, Rex! 

 Y        (Top)  

Yacht notes radar set on th' cay. 
Yawn a more Roman way. 
Yawn! Madonna Fan? No damn way! 
Ye slew Wesley. 
Yes, Mark, cable to hotel: "Back, Ramsey!" 
Yes, Syd, Owen saved Eva's new Odyssey. 
Yo! Bad anaconda had no Canada boy. 
Yo! Basil is a boy! 
Yo! Bottoms up! U.S. motto, boy! 
Yo! Breed deer, boy! 

 Z        (Top)  

Zeus was deified, saw Suez.